*THIS SECTION IS DESIGNED TO KEEP YOU BETTER INFORMED
ON MY ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS THAT ARE FREQUENTLY ASKED.
QUESTION: HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO AFFORD TO TRAVEL SO MUCH?
ANSWER: THERE ARE SOME CREATIVE TRICKS YOU CAN DO TO TRAVEL VERY CHEAP.
"GO CONFIDENTLY IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR DREAMS.
LIVE THE LIFE YOU HAVE IMAGINED."-Henry David Thoreau
LISTEN CLOSE AND ACT ACCORDINGLY!!!

If you're under 26 (which I am) buy a 1-month Eurailpass Youth ticket for all
18 countries that are offered around Europe. You will need to pay
the initial price of the ticket but once that is taken care of, you are free
to roam from Romania to Spain, Finland to Italy and everywhere in between!
Since Eurail tickets are simply a piece of paper (with no security features)
and a 12 pt. Arial Font its easy to scan, and with a few swift clicks in Photoshop
your able to make 1 ticket last for up to 12 months of free travels.

Each time your 1-month ticket is "expired" pull out another
and get it validated at any train station in Europe.
BON VOYAGE!!

*WATCH THE 26-COUNTRY
"SIGN LANGUAGE TOUR"

WHEN A NEW AND UPDATED CURRENCY IS INTRODUCED TO THE PUBLIC
IT'S DIFFICULT TO NOTICE SECURITY FEATURES YOUR NOT FAMILIAR WITH.
It literally pays to know LOW people in HIGH Places!!!
PARIS, FRANCE JANUARY 2002
(WHEN THE NEW EUROS WERE INTRODUCED!)

QUESTION: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HANDCUFFED?
ANSWER: YES I HAVE BEEN HANDCUFFED 11 DIFFERENT TIMES.
10 OF THOSE TIMES WERE FROM POLICE OFFICERS IN 7 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES,
AND THE OTHER TIME WAS FROM A CRAZY WOMAN IN HER BEDROOM.


"IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES." -Charles Dickens

QUESTION: YO DUDE, ABOVE CAN YOU ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND ON MYSPACE?
WHERES YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE? DUDE, WHAT ABOUT TWITTER? I
WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING THIS EXACT MOMENT!
ANSWER: IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW I LIKE TO KEEP A VERY LOW-PROFILE.
TO EACH THEIR OWN, BUT I COULDN'T IMAGINE HAVING OR
EVEN KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH 10,000 "FRIENDS".
ALREADY IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE ONLINE 3 TIMES A WEEK.

QUESTION: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ELECTROCUTED FROM HANGING YOUR ARROWS?

ANSWER: YES (ONCE) AND EVER SINCE THE BEEN ACCIDENT SAME WIERD FELT I.


RISKY BUSINESS.

QUESTION: I'VE HEARD THAT YOU PAINT A LOT OF SPOTS ILLEGALLY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
ANSWER:When approached by the Police explain (if you can) what you're painting.
If they think your painting is an "eyesore" give the police some paint and invite them help out.
If that fails change your acting roles from "Street Painter"
to "Bank Robber" and get the fuck out of there!
YOU MAY NOT GET ARRESTED PAINTING ILLEGALLY IN BROAD DAYLIGHTBUT YOU SURE DO GET INTERRUPTED BY CURIOUS PEOPLE PASSING BYE.
"OPPORTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE
IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK."-Thomas A. EdisonPARIS, FRANCE. 2002 QUESTION: What materials are your Arrows made from?ANSWER: Good ole fashioned Wood. I use a jigsaw
and still have all 9 of my fingers so everything seems to be going smooth.
After the wooden arrow is cut some other elements such as gluing fabrics,
and textiles on to the wood as well as Screen printing words and
design elements onto the fabrics complete the process.

QUESTION: HOW DO YOU GET SO HIGH?
ANSWER: IT'S A 5-STEP PROCESS.
*READ AND FOLLOW THESE STEPS CAREFULLY.



STEP #1
GET ALL YOUR SUPPLIES READY AND LINED UP.


STEP #2 BRING WATER TO A FIERCE BOIL ON TOP OF A DIRTY STOVE.
STEP #3: Pay attention! These next 2 steps are the creative and technical parts.
Working on a Shoestring budget you will need to look for
a Jar to hold your stash.*Most important find
a jar with a narrow opening to hold the filters secure.
(Tomato sauce jars work best *See photo)
One last thing, Sterilize the jars beforehand.

STEP #4
If your filter is too feeble the bottom will break out,
spilling your Stash and stopping your party dead in its tracks!
*Thus use 2 filters. Put 1 inside the other.
Form a circular mold with the Filters at the top of the jar.
You make the call on how 'High' you want to get
then pour your Stash into the filters.
STEP #5Keep going we're almost there. Now take the boiling
water and pour SMALL AMOUNTS on top of your stash
watch it filter into the Jar.
Repeat until your happy with the ratio.
*Don't flood the filters with too much boiling water
or else it spills over!
Be patient in a few moments you'll be flying high!

PULL OFF THE FILTERS AND ENJOY!
I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR ART SUPPLIES READY FOR LIFT OFF.

BARCELONA, SPAIN2006
AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES YOU WILL START TO FEEL HIGH.
...AFTER 10 MINUTES YOU WILL ACTUALLY BE HIGH!

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