Tired Of Answering The Same Questions Over And Over Again.
This Section Was Designed To Keep You Better Informed.
Read My Answers To Questions Asked Frequently.


QUESTION: How are you able to afford to travel so much?

ANSWER: there are some tricks you can do to travel for next to nothing.

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you have imagined."
-Henry David Thoreau


Listen close and act accordingly!


If you're under 26 (which I am) buy a 1-month Eurailpass Youth ticket for all
18 countries that are offered around Europe. You will need to pay
the initial price of the ticket but once that is taken care of, you are free
to roam from Romania to Spain, Finland to Italy and everywhere in between!
Since Eurail tickets are simply a piece of paper (with no security features)
and a 12 pt. Arial Font its easy to scan, and with a few swift clicks in Photoshop
your able to make 1 ticket last for up to 12 months of free travels.

Each time your 1-month ticket is "expired" pull out another
and get it validated at any train station in Europe.

Bon voyage!


When a new and updated currency is introduced to the public
It's difficult to notice security features your not familiar with.


It literally pays to know LOW people in HIGH Places!!!

QUESTION: Have you ever been handcuffed?
ANSWER: Yes I have been handcuffed 9 different times.
6 times were from Police Officers in 4 different countries
and 3 times were from Women in 3 different Bedrooms.

VIDEO


"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
-Charles Dickens


QUESTION: Have you ever been Electrocuted?


ANSWER: Yes. (once) And Ever since the been accident same weird felt I.


QUESTION: How do you get so High?
ANSWER: I'll show you but when you follow these instructions
make sure your parents are at work...then ditch school early,
go home and lock your doors.

STEP #1 Get your Stash in line.



STEP #2 Bring water to a fierce boil on top of a dirty stove.


STEP #3: Pay attention!

These next 2 steps are the creative and technical parts.
Find a bottle that can double as a cup to filter the Stash into.
A jar that has a narrow opening to hold in place your filters.
Get creative, but make sure to sterilize everything before hand.


STEP #4 If your filter is too feeble the bottom will break out,
spilling your Stash and stopping the party dead in its tracks!
*Thus use 2 filters. Put 1 inside the other.
Form a circular mold with the Filters at the top of the jar.
You make the call on how 'High' you want to get
then pour your Stash into the filters.

STEP #5
Keep going we're almost there. Now take the boiling
water and pour SMALL AMOUNTS on top of your stash
watch it filter into the Jar.
Repeat until your happy with the ratio.
*Don't flood the filters with too much boiling water
or else it spills over!
Be patient in a few moments you'll be flying high!


Pull off the Filters and Enjoy!
I suggest you get your art supplies ready for lift off.


BARCELONA, SPAIN


After about 5 minutes you will start to feel high.

After 10 minutes you will actually be high!!!

QUESTION: I've seen photos of people's houses that you have painted.
Will you come paint mine?
ANSWER: Sure, sounds like fun just follow these steps.
1. Send photos of your house.
2. Purchase a round trip 2nd class ticket
(the people in 1st class are rather lame in uninteresting to talk with)
3. Get the paint and supplies ready and a taxi with
directions to your house and I'll come and paint your house!



It appears that this lawn gnome is lost among towers of spray paint and Budweiser cans.
Just some of the fun we could have if I come to paint your house!

This House's Property Value is on the Rise.

WATCH THE VIDEO
CALIFORNIA, USA
2005

BEFORE

WATCH THE VIDEO



AFTER

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM
2005


QUESTION: I've heard that you paint a lot of spots Illegally during the day.
How do you do this?

ANSWER:When approached by the Police explain (if you can) what you're painting,
if they think your painting is bullshit and rubbish invite them to help paint with you to improve it.
If that fails change your acting roles from "painter"
to "Bank Robber" and get the fuck out of there!


You can't see but if this black box were to be removed you could see
I was wearing Big Thuggish Ruggish Headphones
to block out the French obscenities this guy was yelling at me.

"Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-Thomas A. Edison


One last thing, Sunday is a great day to paint store front shutters
as many of them are closed and most likely the owners are either at church,
having a picnic with their family in the park, or at the local Pub getting drunk.
So when the police come and question you it's harder for them
to arrest you because the owner is unable to be contacted.

Downtown Paris. Sunday, 3:00 in the afternoon.
QUESTION: What material are your Arrows made from?
ANSWER: Good old fashioned Wood. I use a jigsaw
and still have all 9 of my fingers so everything seems to be going smooth.
After the wooden arrow is cut some other elements such as gluing fabrics,
and textiles on to the wood as well as Screen printing words and
design elements onto the fabrics complete the process.
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